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Slews of Globalisation

Thu Sep 27, 2007, 8:23 PM
  • Mood: Love
  • Reading: vivian vande velde's now you see it ...
  • Watching: a pavilion of women
  • Eating: fake goose
So. What's an example of globalisation?

Answer:
Princess Diana's death.

Question:
How come?

Answer:
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scotch whiskey
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi
on Japanese motorcycles
treated by an American doctor
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by Indian
using Bill Gates's technology
and you're probably reading this on your computer
that uses Taiwanese chips
and a Korean monitor
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers
hijacked by Indonesians
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen
and brought to you by arachibutyrophobic,
who lives in Canada
a member of deviantART.com
which is an international art site.
That, my friends, is Globalisation.

disclaimer: not written by me. if you care to, plagiarism and infringement of copyright policies condoned by the current poster.

Devious Comments

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:iconcrazyconfuzing:
Woah... HAHA.. that rocks :D

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Who said that?
:iconeddie-mcgee:
hah!
Funeeeeee....

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Abraham de Lacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley...
:iconstuckinzen:
princess idiotana died?!?

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that's how it's gotta be;
it's coming down to nothing more than apathy..
:iconarachibutyrophobic:
uh, way to shoe proper respect for dead people.

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rats are very similar to humans except that they are not stupid enough to buy lottery tickets.
:iconarachibutyrophobic:
use it if you like, though i have serious doubts, considering your sig!

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rats are very similar to humans except that they are not stupid enough to buy lottery tickets.
:iconarachibutyrophobic:
and so do you. D:
(no, i'm serious!)

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rats are very similar to humans except that they are not stupid enough to buy lottery tickets.
:iconarachibutyrophobic:
yays. i have caused interest!
but ... how so?

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rats are very similar to humans except that they are not stupid enough to buy lottery tickets.
:iconstuckinzen:
well, she ain't complaining.

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that's how it's gotta be;
it's coming down to nothing more than apathy..

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